Today's Complaint: Alcohol + Office Parties

Yes. One little word that doesn't seem like much, but means so much. Following the question, "Shots?", that word is all you need to send your life spiraling out of control.

I'm pretty sure I made a fool of myself. --Well, I don't really remember much, so who can really say? But I think it's safe to say, a bunch of them probably think less of me now. FML

Which only means one other thing, come Monday morning, I have to be extra brilliant. I can't let this get to me. Fuck.

Only He could have predicted this. I don't deserve anything. At least once you know you've hit rock bottom, things can only get better. Well, I hope this is rock bottom. I can't imagine anything worse that could possibly happen to me.